Yesterday in my Philosophy of Film class, I encouraged students to think about the different things that awards do. What functions do they have? I also gave them some basics about the demographics of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences, and (in an attempt to get them to think through what the Oscars in particular do) I went through recent trends in Oscar voting history and how one could use that to predict this year’s winners. Since this blog is de facto defunct, I might as well post this here where I can be sure that no one will see it.
La La Land
(it best fits the model of “film that reinforces the Academy’s conception of itself,” but I wouldn’t be surprised with either Manchester by the Sea or Moonlight sneaking out a surprise win)
(this category, and supporting, tends to flip between attractive young woman seen as the new face of Hollywood and an established, bankable-but-not-too-challenging, middle-aged star)
(he’s the favorite, but don’t be surprised if Denzel Washington, who is very popular in Hollywood, wins; best actor often goes to a film that doesn’t win any other major awards)
(with an outside but real chance for Viola Davis, using the criteria mentioned in Actress, and given the fact that these awards went to two young women last year, and often those paired wins are separated by a couple years of honoring middle-aged actresses)
(who again will win despite nothing else from that film winning)
Kubo and the Two Strings
(often goes to best picture winner, but this one can also be the rare category that breaks for sci-fi, but Arrival’s Bradford Young is the first black nominee in this category; I expect it to follow recent trends and go to a European with a long track record, which is why I’m picking Prieto for Silence)
(almost always an historical film, but this would be unusual for being a film taking place in most Academy members’ life time; Allied is possible, and if La La Land dominates the awards it could pick this up undeservedly)
(Oscar voters don’t like to split picture/director, but they will if they think the director is doing something they like, which usually means super-showy; I don’t think any of the other nominated directors is showy enough, so I’ll stick with my best picture winner)
I Am Not Your Negro
(13th might better fit my model of “seemingly important social topic is more predictive than quality” but I think the association with Netflix and therefore television is too strong for 13th to win this)
(recent trend is big-budget, CGI/live blend, and I think Arrival’s final montage that reorganize the film will beat out Hacksaw Ridge, even though both fit)
(Aghar Farhadi won a few years ago for the excellent A Separation, which might hurt this film’s chances, but the Academy’s awareness that Farhadi, who is Iranian, was banned from coming to the US for the ceremony might be enough to sway it his direction; remember that members often vote without seeing all the movies)
Makeup and Hairstyling
Star Trek Beyond
Music (Original Score)
La La Land
Music (Original Song)
“Audition (The Fools Who Dream)”
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
(doesn’t usually go to best picture winner; preference for historical and slight lean toward sci-fi/fantasy)
Short Film (Animated)
Pear Cider and Cigarettes
Short Film (Live Action)
Hacksaw Ridge (usually goes to an action or war film)
La La Land
The Jungle Book
(I’m worried that this didn’t make enough of an impression on Oscar voters, so it could break toward Rogue One)
(usually lines up with Best Picture, but La La Land isn’t nominated here, so expect Moonlight to get recognized in this category, as writing categories are often chances for Academy members to honor something that seems “new” to them without giving it picture or director)
La La Land (see above)
So it seems that the last time I updated this here blog (a word invented, one hopes, to suggest expelling one’s half-digested innards) was 2015’s media year-in-review. Well, at least I’m consistent.
I continue to log films at Letterboxd, although I’m not reviewing as often as I used to. That’s something I’d like to change this year, which could be more likely given that I’ll be teaching Philosophy of Film as a semester-long course this spring, as opposed to a two-week intensive as in the last two years. (Speaking of which, I have an essay on teaching film in philosophy/humanities classes coming out in October. I also have a review of D. N. Roderick’s new book coming out some day soon in Teaching Philosophy.)
This was definitely the year I went fully in on audiobooks, hardly reading any bound books, except for work. I contributed a few questions prompted by this mode of appreciation for the 100 x 100 x 100 series at Aesthetics for Birds.
This is the year that my kids got really interested in music, especially the now 4-year-old. (His two current favorites: “Purple People Eater” and “Signed, Sealed, Delivered.” Previously it was “Spirits” by The Strumbellas and “Move” by Saint Motel and “Handclap” by Fitz & the Tantrums.) I’m gently easing him into some of my music, one mixtape at a time. The almost-6-year-old was really interested in bluegrass for a while, but now he just wants Star Wars music to feed his obsession. The 1-year-old loves to dance, and he especially enjoyed that Giorgio Moroder album, Déjà Vu.
Here are some of my favorite new albums and songs from 2016.
My Favorite Albums
Mitski, Puberty 2
Whitney, Light Upon the Lake
Xenia Rubinos, Black Terry Cat
Yumi Zouma, Yoncalla
I Really Like These, Too
Angel Olsen, My Woman
Blood Orange, Freetown Sound
Kadhja Bonet, The Visitor
PJ Harvey, The Hope Six Demolition Project
Solange, A Seat at the Table
More Things on This List
Frank Ocean, Blonde
Kendrick Lamar, Untitled Unmastered
A Tribe Called Quest, We Got it From Here…
William Tyler, Modern Country
Some Really Good Songs (1 per artist max)
Angel Olsen, “Shut Up Kiss Me”
Animal Collective, “Floridada”
The Avalanches, “Frankie Sinatra”
Beyoncé (feat. Kendrick Lamar), “Freedom”
Bleached, “Wednesday Night Melody”
Bob Mould, “Voices in My Head”
Carly Rae Jepsen, “Store”
Dead Gaze, “Wait for Nothing”
DIIV, “Under the Sun”
Khadja Bonet, “Fairweather Friend”
Mitski, “My Body’s Made of Crushed Little Stars”
Jaguar Ma, “O B 1”
Nice as Fuck, “Door”
P. J. Harvey, “The Wheel”
Rihanna, “Love on the Brain”
SVIIB, “Open Your Eyes”
Seratones, “Choking on Your Spit”
Xenia Rubinos, “Mexican Chef”
Whitney, “No Matter Where We Go”
Wild Nothing, “Alien”
Yoncalla, “Haji Alawi”
The Oscar nominations were announced this morning, and (as has been the case every year since my oldest son was born) I haven’t seen enough new releases to say what should or shouldn’t have been nominated, even if I were interested in doing so. I have, however, been meaning for the last few weeks to write up something about my year in media, with an emphasis not so much on what I saw/read/etc. but how I did so and how I thought about it. This is the guiding principle behind the structure and comments that follow.
I watched far less primetime television in 2015 than I have in previous years. Partly this is due to having young kids and the time demand involved and partly due to teaching film classes in spring and summer of 2015, which meant lots of film-viewing prep work. Simultaneously, my choices are becoming more finicky, much to my wife’s dismay. I’m far less interested in giving television shows four or eight hours to really get going, despite the #peaktv talk that floats around on twitter. Even shows that I liked a lot (Jane the Virgin, iZombie, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) I took a long time to watch or I skipped episodes. In other words, even my favorite television shows are less interesting to me than exploring movies, despite a lot of talk in the press about how all the creative work is moving to television. So what television have I actually watched? Mostly it’s (1) kids’ shows that I catch snippets of while doing other things–except Shaun the Sheep, which draws me in enough to only do that while it is on, (2) live sports, and (3) movies I recorded off TCM that I watch when everyone else is in bed.
As I mentioned, watching film to prepare for teaching dominated the first half of the year, as I prepped a new, co-taught “New York City in Film” course and a new “Philosophy of Film” course. (I hope to repeat the latter this May.) Watching with teaching in mind changes how I view films, but not as much as watching now that I’m a parent. Even when watching films without my kids, I think about how my kids will respond when they watch or how much I’ll enjoy watching it with them. That awareness made Jupiter Ascending one of my favorite films of the year, as the film built its story in a way that really resonated with how my kids play make-believe. The story builds out from a small start, adding layers, jumping planets, adding characters, circling back, spiraling through space and time very similarly to how my kids make up stories. Playing characters is a big deal in our house. Our now-three year-old spent most of 2015 pretending to be a cat, for instance, and would only respond if called “kitty.” The now-five year-old assigns characters at every meal, car ride, etc., and sets situations that we then all work through like an improv set with a troupe that knows each other’s preferences and riffs accordingly. Movies that capture that playfulness in constructing themselves have been especially appealing this year. But if you want something like a list of my favorite films from 2015, here are some new releases and some discoveries.
2015 continued my trend (since at least late in graduate school) of not making much time to read for relaxation or edification beyond the stacks of reading for work. I did devour the Throne of Glass books and some other YA fiction, but most of my pleasure reading is now through audiobooks that I leave on in the car. In 10-20 minute clips (and one long car ride this summer), I get to read. Do we call it reading? It’s listening but it’s reading. I don’t know the right word here. Maybe if I read more I would know.
I notice my musical tastes changing, but not in ways I can easily identify. I’ll have to think more about this.
I have not updated here recently, but I’m continuing to write about film occasionally over at Letterboxd. (I also have a few writing projcts about film for academic and non-academic audiences coming out soon.) Here are two of the recent Letterboxd highlights and two of my more popular posts. You can also catch my quick thoughts on film, philosophy, and other things on twitter.
I often read papers from very smart undergraduates who don’t yet know how to organize their thoughts in a way that will produce any real progress on a question. That sort of intelligent wheel-spinning is happening here. But of course, what I see as a weakness of the film is precisely what many of its defenders seem to value: a flitting from idea to idea around an amorphous set of issues.
Jordan Belfort is a remarkably authentic character. I don’t mean Belfort the person, and I don’t mean the connection between the character and the person. Belfort, the character in The Wolf of Wall Street, is a fascinatingly and surprisingly authentic person. Scorsese, Winter, and DiCaprio avoid falling into an easy cliche of the salesman as flim-flam man, hypocritical and always playing a game.
[Abbas Kiarostami] tells us, through Miller, from the very first scene that the copy is as valuable as the original, and then he structures the film so that no movement can be taken as the original and then used to explain the copies. Yet this is never held out as the secret key to explaining it all. Sometimes the original really is more valuable (the joke about why he is late works the first time but not the second; the hand on the shoulder is valuable even though a copy, yet it completely fails to prevent the restaurant scene that follows).
Aaron Sorkin demands that at each moment you recognize exactly how intelligent he is. Every turn of phrase, overlapped sentence, and twist in the argument screams to be heard as written by Aaron Sorkin. The obvious problem with wanting people to know just how intelligent you are is that people will find out just how intelligent you are. One surmises that everything Sorkin has contemplated in relation to technology, online/offline, class, social hierarchies, elitism is right there in the script, and Sorkin doesn’t look the better for it.
My reading of film criticism before a film is released in theaters (or living where I do and living the life I live: “is released on DVD/streaming”) is usually elliptical. I read snippets, listen in on conversations, and generally try to get some of the broad outlines of others’ objections, ideas, and passions without filling in too many details. This isn’t the same as avoiding “spoilers,” because (1) that usually has to do with plot points and what I am interested in is often thematic (which relates only loosely to plot) and (2) spoiling assumes both that art can be spoiled and that there is a proper way to experience art such that a particular piece of information could spoil the experience, both of which I find dubious.
That’s a roundabout way of saying that I’ve followed some but not all of the debate around Zero Dark Thirty. I’ve gleaned a few of the criticisms out there, and in lieu of a review proper, I thought I would weigh in on these points. Odds are that most individuals don’t express their view quite so crassly as I state it here. The general statements here are less careful versions of what I’ve half-read.
1. It’s just a procedural.
That the film is (for a large stretch) “just a procedural” is no more an objection than that a film is “just a western” or “just a musical.” There is an undercurrent to some criticism that films which subvert genre expectations should be held in high regard and those which conform to genre expectations should be dismissed as at best pleasant diversions. I do not share this opinion, and I have trouble formulating any good reason for holding it. (The best I can do: “I’ve seen this before” -> boredom -> dismissal. I worry about that second step.)
That the film is a procedural for most of its running time doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is that it is not a very good procedural. We are given brief clips of Maya in front of a computer or in a meeting followed by a scene in which another character states some variation on “she’s a tough cookie! don’t mess with her!” The script repeatedly has characters tell us that Maya is working hard, never giving up, etc., without showing us that very well. (The marker on glass bit works well enough, but it can’t itself bear the weight the script asks of it.) We are given very little sense of how hard the work is, the feel of decade-long research, or much of anything that would make this work as a procedural.
2. It supports / doesn’t support torture.
The discussion about whether the film supports torture seems to turn on whether the information gleaned from the torture was actually useful. If it was useful, the film supports torture; if it wasn’t, the film doesn’t. This is not irrelevant, but it is mostly misguided. What is more important is Maya’s arc within the film.
The opening stretch in which torture is pointedly depicted is inflected with Maya’s flinching responses and her desire to be tough enough to do her job. We are encouraged to identify with her and flinch at the gruesomeness of it, not revel in it. In the lengthy procedural section that follows, Maya is (as far as I can remember) completely unconcerned about the manner in which information is obtained. (Does she at one point raise a doubt about the reliability of a particular piece of evidence? I’m not sure.) What’s important here is that she moves from flinching at torture to not caring at all.
This disturbs me. Bigelow’s strength in The Hurt Locker was her restraint in valorizing or villianizing the soldiers she depicted, which provided a nearly blank canvas on which to read in one’s own take on the virtues and vices required to live the life of a bomb disposal team member. Here, though, that same amoral restraint fails to offer the viewer the opportunity to consider the goods and ills of torture. There is no sustained focus on torture and those no sustained reflection. Instead, Maya moves on. Perhaps we are supposed to see this as a parallel to the country moving on, losing interest in the debate about torture until a brief mention of closing Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib. There is not enough here to sustain that parallel.
What do we have? A film that starts with a depiction of torture and then abandons engagement with it. Whether the information gained from the torture (and technically, it’s information gained over a nice meal after the suspect is “broken” by torture) is what led to the eventual killing of “UBL” is only a small part of the question. What matters more is Maya’s quick disregard for the physical and moral toll of torture on the victims and the perpetrators. That she stops caring allows us to stop caring. I find that much more disturbing than whether the film links a piece of information gained from the torture to the eventual raid, as if the practical objection to torture were the only one worth making.
3. Technophilia supports militarism.
Bigelow’s films are sometimes criticized for being so enthralled with the technology that the moral component of technology’s use in warfare is missed. We are encouraged to marvel at the tech, which prevents us from coolly judging its effect. I find some pull toward this, especially in the lead up to the final raid, yet I think the raid itself is so smartly staged that this objection is somewhat muted. Despite what I had earlier said about The Hurt Locker, I had expected the final raid to be a pro-assassination, pro-war, pro-militarism flurry in which we identify with the killers. Bigelow smartly stages the final raid so that we do identify with the Navy SEALs, but provides plenty of reaction shots that allow us to see the soldiers’ conflicted responses to what they have just done. It is not joyous when they kill, and they realize this. I would have thought much less of the film had she not so smartly crafted a tense, thrilling conclusion with an inevitable outcome that also (like the opening sequence) managed to convey some uneasiness with what was being portrayed. The intelligence shown in the craft is what separates the great final sequence from so much of what comes before. Bigelow extends and revels in short, brief stretches of time so marvelously, but her and Boal seem unable to condense the long stretch in any particularly interesting way.
Now on to a closer reading of all the many excellent articles likely out there. Feel free to share your favorite links in the comments.
You can also read Part 1 of the results.
Welcome to the results of the first ever TV Showdown, covering the shows that aired between September, 2011, and September, 2012. The half-hour show results are below.
Before we get to the results, I want to offer sincere thank you to all who voted, and to those who spread the word on this silly little attempt to get a sense of what the consensus is on great television. Nielsen, critical sites, Twitter can be misleading in determining which shows people are passionate about and which they merely watch. With the rise of “hate-watching” and the ubiquity of “guilty pleasures,” I offered this as an opportunity to self-assess what we each think of the shows we watch and compare our notes with each other. In no way should this be understood as a substitute for he legitimate skills of close watching, critical analysis, or journalism. Instead, this is a (hopefully fun) supplement to these, existing to take a snapshot of where we are as a TV-watching community, and perhaps serve as a resource for those looking for new shows to check out.
Enough. On with the shows.
The Top Tier
1. Parks and Recreation, NBC (Condorcet winner: wins contests with all other choices)
2. Louie, FX loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 23–18
3. Community, NBC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 32–21, loses to Louie, FX by 21–20
The votes in the first tier were incredibly close. Louie was winning for the first half the week, and Community made a late push into the top after a slow start. But it was Parks and Recreation and its occasionally dramatic political and romantic storylines that emerged as a clear winner this year. Parks and Recreation placed in the top 5 on 82% of the ballots rating it, suggesting that those who watch it really love it. Impressively, 16% of ballots that ranked both Parks and Recreation and Community had them as 1-2 (in some order), suggesting that while NBC might have its problems in the ratings, it has managed to create a really popular pairing. (Network mates 30 Rock and The Office also ranked, at 9 and 32, respectively. Bent, at 26, is ranked higher than relative ratings hit The Office, but Bent couldn’t survive its low ratings to make it to a second season after a six-episode run on NBC, as The Office had once done.)
The Second Tier
4. Archer, FX loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 26–10, loses to Community, NBC by 24–11
5. Happy Endings, ABC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 29–4, loses to Archer, FX by 17–9
A highly quotable animated spy spoof and the best of the new breed of friends-in-the-city sit-coms received a lot of love in their third and second seasons, respectively.
The Third Tier
6. Bob’s Burgers, Fox loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 23–3, loses to Happy Endings, ABC by 15–9
7. The Thick of It, Hulu loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 10–3, loses to Happy Endings, ABC by 8–5
8. Girls, HBO loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 28–10, loses to The Thick of It, Hulu by 5–4
9. 30 Rock, NBC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 41–4, loses to Girls, HBO by 17–16
10. Cougar Town, ABC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 31–2, loses to 30 Rock, NBC by 16–14
None of these received many first or second place votes, but they all are well liked by enough people to make a very strong showing. Both Fox and, perhaps surprisingly, HBO make their first appearance here. Bob’s Burgers in particular has charmed a lot of critics.
The Fourth Tier
At this point, the choice of condorcet completion method becomes more relevant. On another reasonable way of ranking, Gravity Falls would be 10 and The Legend of Korra would be 12. So, again, it is better to view these as a rough grouping.
11. New Girl, Fox loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 39–2, loses to Cougar Town, ABC by 19–9
12. Enlightened, HBO loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 13–3, loses to New Girl, Fox by 6–5
13. Children’s Hospital, adult swim loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 21–2, loses to Enlightened, HBO by 3–2
14. Suburgatory, ABC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 31–0, loses to Children’s Hospital, adult swim by 8–6
15. Gravity Falls, Disney loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 12–0, loses to 30 Rock, NBC by 7–5
16. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, FX loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 25–1, loses to Gravity Falls, Disney by 4–2
17. Veep, HBO loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 31–1, loses to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, FX by 11–7
18. The Legend of Korra, Nickelodeon loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 12–1, loses to Veep, HBO by 5–2
19. The Middle, ABC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 17–4, loses to The Legend of Korra, Nickelodeon by 3–1
20. Awkward, MTV loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 18–2, loses to The Middle, ABC by 6–4
21. Don’t Trust the B——, ABC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 32–0, loses to Awkward, MTV by 8–6
22. The League, FX loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 18–3, loses to Don’t Trust the B——, ABC by 9–6
23. Bored to Death, HBO loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 13–2, loses to The League, FX by 3–2
24. How I Met Your Mother, CBS loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 36–0, loses to Bored to Death, HBO by 7–4
25. Wilfred, FX loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 26–1, loses to How I Met Your Mother, CBS by 10–9
26. Bent, NBC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 28–0, loses to Wilfred, FX by 7–4
27. Raising Hope, Fox loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 20–1, loses to Wilfred, FX by 6–5
28. Modern Family, ABC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 38–0, loses to Raising Hope, Fox by 10–9
29. The Big Bang Theory, CBS loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 22–0, loses to Bent, NBC by 5–4
30. The Simpsons, Fox loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 15–1, loses to The Big Bang Theory, CBS by 6–5
31. Futurama, Comedy Central loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 23–0, loses to The Simpsons, Fox by 8–4
New Girl‘s position is surprisingly high, but this is perhaps explained that those who really hated it (and there were many) didn’t watch enough episodes to vote it lower. I expected a better showing from The Middle, which was third on my own list. How I Met Your Mother, Raising Hope, Modern Family, and The Big Bang Theory (and The Office, below) weren’t able to bring out much love, despite being cornerstone shows on their networks’ comedy nights.
The Fifth Tier
32. The Office, NBC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 39–0, loses to Futurama, Comedy Central by 12–4
33. Episodes, Showtime loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 13–2, loses to The Office, NBC by 5–4
34. Eastbound and Down, HBO loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 11–3, loses to Episodes, Showtime by 3–2
35. South Park, Comedy Central loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 14–2, loses to Eastbound and Down, HBO by 6–2
36. Portlandia, IFC loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 17–0, loses to South Park, Comedy Central by 3–2
37. Family Guy, Fox loses to Parks and Recreation, NBC by 13–0, loses to Portlandia, IFC by 3–1
The results of the first ever TV Showdown are in. I’ll be breaking down the results over two posts, one on Half-Hour and one on One-Hour shows.
Before I do, please note that I won’t be discussing the results of the Competition shows or Variety/Reality/News/Sports shows, because there were not enough results to make the responses interesting. What responses there were didn’t share enough consensus to lead to any noticeable results. (When there were a similar number of ballots in Half-Hour and Hour, a consensus had already emerged near the top.) If you would like to view the breakdown of responses, you can do so through the following links: Competition, Alternate Method Competition, Variety, Alternate Method Variety.
3. Mad Men, AMC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 18–7, loses to Homeland, Showtime by 15–11
5. Game of Thrones, HBO loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 22–3, loses to The Good Wife, CBS by 12–11
6. Justified, FX loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 19–3, loses to Game of Thrones, HBO by 13–12
8. Fringe, Fox loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 19–0, loses to Sherlock, PBS by 19–8
9. The Vampire Diaries, The CW loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 14–1, loses to Sherlock, PBS by 12–11
11. Boardwalk Empire, HBO loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 15–0, loses to Parenthood, NBC by 5–4
12. Doctor Who, BBC America loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 15–1, loses to Boardwalk Empire, HBO by 6–4
14. Bunheads, ABC Family loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 16–1, loses to Revenge, ABC by 11–10
15. Misfits, Hulu loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 15–1, loses to Bunheads, ABC Family by 7–3
16. Sons of Anarchy, FX loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 13–0, loses to Misfits, Hulu by 4–3
17. The L.A. Complex, The CW loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 10–0, loses to Misfits, Hulu by 4–2
18. The Walking Dead, AMC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 21–0, loses to The L.A. Complex, The CW by 4–1
22. Luther, BBC America loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 12–0, loses to Castle, ABC by 3–2
23. Alphas, Syfy loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 10–0, loses to The L.A. Complex, The CW by 6–1
24. Spartacus, Starz loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 6–0, loses to The Newsroom, HBO by 3–1
25. Chuck, NBC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 11–0, loses to Spartacus, Starz by 1–0
26. Luck, HBO loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 12–0, loses to Misfits, Hulu by 4–3
27. Dexter, Showtime loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 14–0, loses to Luck, HBO by 5–2
28. American Horror Story, FX loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 17–0, loses to Dexter, Showtime by 5–1
29. Suits, USA loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 10–0, loses to Dexter, Showtime by 3–1
30. Falling Skies, TNT loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 12–0, loses to Suits, USA by 2–1
31. Grimm, NBC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 12–0, loses to Falling Skies, TNT by 4–2
32. House, Fox loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 14–0, loses to Grimm, NBC by 4–1
33. Grey’s Anatomy, ABC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 9–0, loses to Suits, USA by 3–2
34. Scandal, ABC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 12–0, loses to Grey’s Anatomy, ABC by 6–1
35. Covert Affairs, USA loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 9–0, loses to Grey’s Anatomy, ABC by 2–1
37. Big Love, HBO loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 8–1, loses to House, Fox by 2–1
38. Hart of Dixie, The CW loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 10–0, loses to Big Love, HBO by 3–0
40. Bones, Fox loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 10–0, loses to Boss, Starz by 1–0
41. White Collar, USA loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 9–0, loses to Bones, Fox by 5–3
42. The Killing, AMC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 15–0, loses to White Collar, USA by 3–2
43. Alcatraz, Fox loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 13–0, loses to The Killing, AMC by 4–3
44. The Mentalist, CBS loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 6–0, loses to The Killing, AMC by 2–1
45. True Blood, HBO loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 14–1, loses to The Mentalist, CBS by 2–0
46. NCIS, CBS loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 8–0, loses to The Mentalist, CBS by 4–2
47. Switched at Birth, ABC Family loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 8–0, loses to NCIS, CBS by 2–0
48. Supernatural, The CW loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 11–0, loses to Switched at Birth, ABC Family by 2–0
50. Smash, NBC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 14–0, loses to Criminal Minds, CBS by 4–1
51. The Finder, Fox loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 6–0, loses to Criminal Minds, CBS by 2–0
52. Burn Notice, USA loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 8–0, loses to The Finder, Fox by 3–2
53. GCB, ABC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 10–0, loses to Burn Notice, USA by 4–1
54. Person of Interest, CBS loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 8–0, loses to The Finder, Fox by 2–0
55. House of Lies, Showtime loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 11–0, loses to Person of Interest, CBS by 1–0
57. Southland, TNT loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 8–0, loses to Prime Suspect, NBC by 3–2
58 (tied). The Closer, TNT loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 6–0, loses to Southland, TNT by 3–1
62. Dallas, TNT loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 7–0, loses to The Closer, TNT by 2–1
63. Nikita, The CW loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 9–0, loses to Dallas, TNT by 2–0
64. Necessary Roughness, USA loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 6–0, loses to Dallas, TNT by 1–0
65. Desperate Housewives, ABC loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 8–0, loses to Necessary Roughness, USA by 1–0
68. CSI, CBS loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 9–0, loses to Hell on Wheels, AMC by 1–0
69. Hawaii Five-0, CBS loses to Breaking Bad, AMC by 8–0, loses to CSI, CBS by 2–1
Welcome to the very first TV Showdown, in which you can express your love of television, lists, arguments, and peer pressure through voting. Here are a few things you need to know to participate:
1. May I vote?
Yes. If you are reading this, you are welcome to vote (only once). Ideally you’re the sort of person who watches a good deal of TV, talks to others about it, and perhaps reads or writes reviews. But all are welcome.
2. How do I vote?
Rank the shows you watch from your favorite (1) to least favorite (lowest number). Shows you don’t watch should get “No Opinion.” This last bit is important. PLEASE PUT “NO OPINION” for shows you do not watch. This allows the condorcet system to work best.
3. How often do I need to watch a show for my voting to count?
I’ll count your votes regardless, but I ask you to follow this rule of thumb:
Half-hour shows: At least half the new episodes
Hour-long shows: At least 1/3 the new episodes
Competition shows: At least 1/3 the new episodes
News, Reality, Variety, Sports: At least 6 hours of the show (12+ for sports)
4. Am I ranking all-time favorites or just this year?
Please rank the shows based solely on episodes that first aired in the US from September 15, 2011, to September 15, 2012. This is a snapshot in time.
5. My favorite show isn’t on here! What should I do?
I made my best effort to include many of the most popular, respected, and passionately loved shows, but I can’t (and wouldn’t) include everything. If there’s something you would like to see on one of the lists, please let me know and I will potentially add it next year. I am also limiting the list to shows that were released in the United States on TV/internet during the year.
6. What is condorcet voting? Why this way?
Many year-end lists use a ranking system of a persons’s top 10 or 25 shows. But there are some shows that we haven’t watched, and these lose out. And I might not be passionate about a show but still think it’s better than something else. This allows these preferences to count for a show and blind spots not to count against a show. Everybody wins.
7. When can I vote?
Any time between Friday, September 7, 2012, and Friday, September 14, 2012.
Now go vote. I’ll post the results next weekend.
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One-Hour Scripted: http://is.gd/dbO2E0
News, Reality, Sports, Variety: http://is.gd/CDNl6k
One of my favorite half-hour cable shows is House Hunters. (Actually, I prefer House Hunters International, part of the HH franchise that now includes a vacation home show.) In the show, we meet a couple who describe their needs and desires for a home. They then visit three houses (or condos or flats) to purchase. As the couple walks through the homes, they point out features that they like or don’t like. A realtor describes the area and the amenities. At the end, the couple sits down over coffee or walk down a sidewalk to discuss the three homes. Throughout the show, a host narrates by discussing the salient features of each house. A graphic on the screen declares “House #1/2/3” and a brief description like “Downtown Location” or “Extra Bedroom.”
The joy of watching the show is, at least for me, something akin to watching a game show. The contestants are making a large-money decision, and we viewers at home guess at not only what would be the best decision for the couple but also what the couple will actually choose.
News broke a while back that the couple often wasn’t choosing between three options but had already made their decision (for production purposes, it’s easier if the house is already on deposit or purchased) or the other two options were never really options (they might have been staged friends’ homes, for instance). This fakery didn’t bother me as much as if some other reality-suggesting show turned out to be faked, because the peculiar pleasures of House Hunters have so much to do with its bizarrely reductive attempts to reconstruct reasoning processes.
The couples on the show are notorious (at least within my household) for the bizarre reasons they choose a house. “I like the paint color.” “This one has a larger master bathroom.” The forced conceit of having a television crew follow you around as you try to come up with things to say about each room is a delightful insight into what people think they should know or care about a house. Note: it’s not that we are getting insight into how people think about houses; we are getting insight into how people think that they should think about houses. It’s as if at each moment of the show, the couple is saying, “This sounds like the sort of reason we might choose one place over another that doesn’t sound like I’m just saying ‘I like it’ over and over.” Add in the acrinomy caused by couples negotiating their first time on television while they try to figure out how to give justifying reasons for their decisions, and the show is a delightful entrance into artificially constructed reasoning.
I was reminded of my interest in House Hunters week by the release of Sight & Sound Magazine’s list of the 50 Greatest Films of All Time, according to invited critics, academics, and programmers. Like House Hunters, the Sight & Sound list invites participants and viewers to engage in reconstructed reasoning. A few months ago, critics needed to decide which films they consider the 10 greatest of all time and why. Based on the accounts I have read, few were satisfied with “I like it,” so elaborate reasoning processes were established and obscure rules are employed. It seems that no two critics adopted the same decision procedure for why each had the list he or she did. With introspection failing, all that’s left is an artificial attempt at reasoning where reasoning can at best fall short. (Part of why the Vishnevestsky method was so delightful is how it called our attention to this artifice.)
A second stage of reconstructed reasoning is taking place now that the list has been revealed, and we are left wondering if there is a reason why Vertigo surpassed Citizen Kane at the No. 1 position, or why certain directors have fallen out of favor. These attempts to draw out some reasoning process that would have led to this decision is as potentially fun and as likely unhelpful as guessing which home will be chosen on House Hunters. When the rules for deciding are made up as one goes along, we are left asking what sorts of publicly available reasons could explain miniscule shifts in voting preferences over the ten years since the last poll. Our reasoning fails us now, just as it was of limited use to those voting in the poll.
Now, please don’t conclude from this that there is no such thing as a better or worse reason for voting something one of the ten greatest films of all time, or that all reasoning is just an expression of taste, or any other foolishly general conclusion. We reason. Sometimes we reason well. Sometimes we reason where reason is of limited use, but this is not to say it is of no use. In some cases “larger master bathroom” is reason enough to make a decision, and in some cases “exemplary expression of a personal vision” is reason enough as well.
I can pinpoint the exact moment when I fell in love with film. Not with films, with movies, with the abstract objects that we usually think of by “film,” but the physical object that is a filmstrip which can be projected onto a large screen. Film – as distinct from video tape or a computer file – is, as many have noted, dying. The manufacture of film cameras are being discontinued, as are film negatives and film projectors. I’m not sure this would have bothered me much 15 years ago. Our college film club would project DVDs (which is all it could afford), and digital projection hadn’t taken over theaters so the assumption of theater-going was still filmic projection. It never occured to me to note the contrasts between the two kinds of viewing (filmic and digital) until one night in grad school.
The Cinema at the Whitney is the home for most of the films that are screened at Yale. Various film clubs and classes use the extensive archives of the Film Study Center to show 1-2 films every night of the week while classes are in session. You could have an entire film education just by attending regularly. Various dignitaries present films, there are occasional series (law and film, religion and film, even gardening and film), and frequently there are multiple film festivals each year. Everyone is welcome and every screening is free. I remember sitting in the audience one night for a film (I don’t remember which), and I struck up a conversation with a middle-aged gentleman in another row. He was a film producer, and he was telling me about the new film he had in development and how he just brought on Ridley Scott to direct. That film became Kingdom of Heaven. Other times there were preview screenings (The Royal Tenenbaums, which had different music in that version, if I recall correctly) or Q&As (Baz Luhrmann and Frederick Wiseman were two favorites).
The screening that I will remember most clearly was a nearly empty theater, a large screen, and a stunning, restored print of North by Northwest. From those opening Saul Bass titles through the hilarious closing shot of a train entering a tunnel, I was in love. I was in love with the movie, surely, deep, mad, passionate love with the story, the setting, Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, the dialogue – with the everything. But I was, for the first time, in love with a film projected on a screen. The boldness of the color, the depth of the images, the fluidity of the frames, the largesse, the whir, the dust lit up by the beam of light, it was all so much to love. I don’t mind digital projection, and often prefer it for recent CGI-heavy or computer-animated films, but that is compatible with loving a projected film.
One of the things to love about projected film is its simultaneous ubiquity and exclusivity. Few people who love film can afford to own film prints and projectors, so ownership is rare. Yet, screened films are ubiquitous around the world and for over a hundred years. Nearly anyone can go, yet few can hold on. It is fundamentally communal, shared by strangers, who join with you in a shared experience. That experience continues to evolve into new arenas. Sometimes this creates greater exclusivity (the 52″ HDTV with surround sound) and sometimes greater community (the standing in line before a midnight screening). But that depth of image, that softeness of the lines, that sharpness of the colors (even when monochromatic) that belong to film and which I so love now began with Hitchock and Mason and a dust cropper.